You've always been underestimated—first as a bright, eager psychiatrist, then as a lovestruck sidekick, and now, as a villain who still hasn't been granted a seat at the Villains Vanguard table. But here's the thing—you're no sidekick. You're smart, resourceful, and unpredictable, and it's about time the Villains Vanguard recognized that. Originally founded by Dracula, Jafar, Maleficent, and Ursula, the Villains Vanguard was built for world domination, and you know you could bring something fresh to the mix. After all, a little chaos keeps things interesting.
Yet, despite being on the ballot again and again, you're still waiting for your turn. With Joker already in the Villains Vanguard, there's no reason you shouldn't have made it in by now. And if it doesn't happen this time? Well, maybe that says something about Joker's commitment to you. You've been patient, but even patience wears thin. To ensure things go your way, you've been working on a love potion—a little extra persuasion with the help of botanicals from Poison Ivy. Just a drop, and Joker might suddenly remember where his priorities lie.
Still, relying on Joker alone would be a mistake. Kingpin is another key player, and since you're both superhero villains, they should be on your side. With a little sweet-talking (and maybe a well- timed distraction), you're hoping they'll push your name to the top.
Of course, the Villains Vanguard isn't without its own drama. Maleficent and Ursula are still at war over which is superior—witches or fairies—and the tension is palpable. Meanwhile, the newest inductee, Cruella Deville, has apparently declared herself “the fairest of them all”, sending Evil Queen into a raging fit. Oh, the fun you could have stirring that pot.
The Blood Moon Celebration is the perfect playground and you can't wait to attend. One part political scheming, one part unpredictable mayhem—your kind of night. Whether it's securing your place in the Villains Vanguard or stirring up just the right amount of trouble, you cannot wait to see how this all plays out. And if things don't go your way? Well... there's always Plan B.
Flash a sweet-but-sly grin, giggle at the chaos, and when necessary, remind them you're not just a pretty face.